3 guys go to heaven... 3 men go to Heaven. They are greeted by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. Saint Peter says to the 3 men, ""Welcome to Heaven. There is only 1 rule in Heaven. Do not step on the ducks. God loves his ducks more than anything else, and you will be punished if you step on a duck."" Saint Peter opens the gates, and lets the 3 men in. When they enter, they immediately notice that ducks are everywhere. They would have to be very careful not to step on the ducks. A few days go by. One of the men accidentally steps on a duck. All of a sudden an angel appears and handcuffs the ugliest looking woman he has ever seen to him. The angel leaves. A few weeks go by, and one of the other men steps on a duck. Again, an angel appears and handcuffs an extremely ugly woman to him. The third man is very careful to never step on a duck. 3 years go by, and he never steps on a duck. One day an angel appears and handcuffs the most attractive, beautiful woman the man has ever seen to him. Before the man can question it, the angel disappears. The man looks over at the woman and says, ""I don't know what I did, but it must have been something good."" The woman replies, ""I don't know about you, but I just stepped on a duck."" . . Sorry if this joke is really old. It is one my grandfather used to tell me this joke all the time. Just passing it along.