So a man walks into a bar He(we will call him Tom) walks into the bar and immediately sees a man sitting at the bar, Tom walks past him and goes into the pool hall, after about 15 minutes Tom leaves and sits next to the man at the bar. Hey buddy whats up, wanna make a bet? The man(we will call him john) at the bar just looks at him, no expression. Hear me out, im willing to wager $500 dollars.. Johns expression lightened and said ""ok lets hear it"". I bet you i can piss into this glass from 20 feet away and not get a SINGLE drop on the floor. John pauses and thinks to himself (this guys drunk... he showed me the money, there is NO WAY im going to lose!) Deal! he says. Tom sets a glass 20 feet away, unzips his pants, and proceeds to piss on everything, even John! Nothing could wipe the smile off Johns face though, he just won $500! Tom was just standing there, still smiling and then John says ""hey man you do know you just lost $500 right?"". Tom starts laughing, ""well you see, when i was in the pool hall i bet a group of bikers $2000 that i could come in here, piss all over you and the bar but you'd still be smiling. Have a nice day!""