Funny because it's true. In Genesis Chapter 3 God kicks Adam and Eve out from the garden of evil for eating the fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil. This fruit, offered to them by the serpent (Satan), conferred upon them knowledge of what is good and what is evil. For this they were removed from the garden. In order to make up for this, they accept this moral knowledge from their ancestors in the form of their sacred tomes, and pass it on to their descendants and converts. And because the world has multiple religions and they are all just as hooked on passing down their knowledge of good and evil that they can't help fighting over whose morality is more moral, and end up slaughtering innocents. The church is the servant of the serpent and they don't even realize it.