Captain of a Ship.. Captain of a Naval ship spots pirates on the horizon, He calls the men to arms and asks ""Quick men, Bring me my red shirt."" Just before they encounter the pirates he puts on the Red Shirt, they fight, the win the battle. That night while celebrating the victory some of the crew members ask the Captain ""Why do you always wear the red shirt into battle?"" ""Well, If the worst should happen and i get wounded, i do not want my men to see me weak, so i wear a red shirt so no one can see me bleed."" the captain responded. 'Wow' they thought, our captain is really a great leader. A few days later as they searched, they came across a fleet of pirate ships, dozens over dozens of pirate ships. Worse, the pirates were headed their way. The Captain called they to arms and say ""Quick men, bring me my brown pants.""