"Hello, 911" Hi it's Mickey my dog is hurt bad "Is it Goofy or Pluto?" I don't see how- "Goofy or Pluto?" Pluto "Call a vet" *hangs up*

Mickey: ok but that'll be $20 extra Goofy: Done. *Mickey puts on bow and heels*

Why does Minnie Mouse wear heels? She is the only female mouse Mickey knows. Pressure's off, girl. Your boyfriend doesn't even have a shirt.

Mickey Mouse goes to divorce court to divorce Minnie... The Judge says ""so you want to Divorce your wife because she's crazy?"" Mickey replies ""No, what I said was She's F&#@ing Goofy.""