uber driver said he used to work at disney world and did acid all the time

A couple driving to Disney World... ...saw signs for the nearby town of Kissimmee. Being unfamiliar with the area, they debated whether it is pronounced KISSimmee or kissIMMee or kissimmEE. The debate turned into an argument and they decided that when they got to the town they would ask one of the locals. So they pulled into a fast food place on the main drag and went inside. Stepping up to the counter, the guy says, ""I know this may sound like an unusual request, but could you please very slow…

I told my 7 year old daughter that there are real princesses... My 7 year old made a comment along the lines of ""I wish princesses were real"" and I replied that they are, they're just not what you think of when you watch fairy-tales and Disney shows. She didn't believe me so I started to look some up on my phone and came across Diana....the following dialogue is verbatim Daughter - ""Oh she's pretty, who's she?"" Me - ""That's Princess Diana, she died in a car wreck years ago though"" Daughter…

Two blonds were driving to disneyland. The sign said: Disney left.. So they started crying and headed home.