And the Oscar goes to.................................... Court for killing his girlfriend.#Oscar#Dating#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Girl: My dog bit my boyfriend. Me: Your dog is a good judge of character.#Animals#Dating#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
LAWYER: Your Honor, I'd like to approach the bench BENCH: I have a boyfriend#Dating#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My girlfriend... .. is like Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar.#Leonardo Dicaprios#Oscar#Dating#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp