Dennis Rodman will be returning to North Korea this summer... to ""hang out,"" ""have fun,"" and ""watch the world end by North Korea's mad hand."" (Jokes for the week of 4/13-4/19 @fridayupdate on twitter.)

When is Dennis Rodman going to realize that he will be executed as soon as the North Korean basketball team he is training loses their first game.

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