What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife? Let's grow MOLD together!#Marriage#Science#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair (credit to my physics teacher's wife)#Marriage#Science#Teacher#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife's a biology teacher... This morning she asked how I wanted my eggs. I told her, ""Ovariesy.""#Marriage#Science#Teacher#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.#Marriage#Science#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp