My wife's a biology teacher... This morning she asked how I wanted my eggs. I told her, ""Ovariesy.""#Marriage#Science#Teacher#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair (credit to my physics teacher's wife)#Marriage#Science#Teacher#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Had a lot of chemistry with my high-school science teacher.#School#Science#Teacher#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions... A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, ""Wait, Professor! What if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?"" And the professor responds, ""That's no hydroxyl ion! That's my wife!""#Marriage#Science#Teacher0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What does the chemistry teacher like to do with his dead bodies after he kills 'em? Barium.#Science#Teacher#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp