What did Captain Ahab say when he harpooned a whale's tail fin on the first try? ""Well that was a fluke.""#Captain#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Sir you can't bring your dog onto the plane" [labradoodle puts on tiny pilot hat] "Omg captain I'm so sorry"#Captain#Animals#Airplane#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Like Captain Ahab, I have my own white whale. But I have no one else to blame, I'm the one who married her.#Captain#Animals#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Captain Ahab's crew were highly efficient sailors In fact, they were running like a whale oiled machine.#Captain#Ahabs Crew#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp