I was thinking of ways to become transgender... So I figured I'd fly to Paris. Because then I'd be abroad.#Paris#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Paris is suing Fox News for repeatedly insulting it. Also suing them for the same reason: your intelligence.#Paris#Fox News#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I see Paris, I see France, I got a great new pair of binoculars from an overpriced sporting goods store today#Paris#France#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If the car in front of me were moving any slower, it'd be Paris Hilton's thought process.#Paris#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp