What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day? Let me call you Tweet heart!#Valentines#Animals#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day? You're purrr-fect for me!#Valentines#Animals#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My mother has now been sending me a Valentine's card for 28 years. She's persistent but I'm not interested.#Valentines#Holiday#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Shout out to whoever scheduled Valentine's candy to show up just as we're all giving up on New Year resolutions.#Valentines#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How early do I need to start thawing the cat for Thanksgiving?#Animals#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp