Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome by curiosity, approached her. ""Sister, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate,"" he stated. ""Why yes,"" she replied, ""every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to the church."" ""That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"" ""Oh, $20,000 a week."" ""Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?"" ""He is a veterinarian,"" she answered. ""That is a very honorable profession. Where does he practice?"" ""Well, he has one cat house in Las Vegas and another in Reno.""