The oldest profession found There was a doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist sitting around late one evening, and they got to discussing which was the oldest profession. The doctor pointed out that according to Biblical tradition, God created Eve from Adam's rib. This obviously required surgery, so therefore that was the oldest profession in the world. The engineer countered with an earlier passage in the Bible that stated that God created order from the chaos, and that was most ce…

A car with 3 engineers and 1 computer scientist stalls on the freeway... The mechanical engineer says: ""lets check the carborator, it's probably the carborator"" The chemical engineer says: ""its most likely the gas line, lets check that"" The electrical engineer says: ""no, it has to be the car's circuts"" The computer scientist thinks for a minute and says: ""lets all get out of the car and get back in""

A Programmer's Story As an undergraduate, I was a Double E major. I studied physics, quantum mechanics, and Maxwell's equations! I designed circuits! Hah! But does anyone call me Pierre the Electrical Engineer? NO! As a master's student, I studied mathematics. I learned and proved many beautiful theorems! I broke new ground with my professors! Hah! But does anyone call me Pierre the mathematician? NO! BUT WRITE ONE LITTLE PROGRAM!

Four students are having a problem with their car... Four students are having a problem with their car and are forced to stop on the side of the road. ""The ignition is damaged"" says the electrical engineer. ""The fuel pipe is clogged"" says the chemist. ""Engines is damaged"" says the engineer. ""Lets just get out of the car and get in again"" says the computer scientist.