Several colleges have started a pilot program that uses a simple group experiment with Legos as a replacement for the standard admissions test. The group must recreate a model of a robot in the next room, with only one team member allowed to view the robot at any one time. Since different schools have different admission requirements, the test has been generalized to meet the requirements of various schools: ENGINEERING COLLEGE: Build a real, working robot out of Legos. LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE: Pic…

Computer scientists and engineers 'A group of engineers and computer scientists from the same university are attending a conference in the next town. The decide to take the train. The engineers buy one ticket each. The computer scientists scratch their heads, pool their cash and buy a single ticket. The engineers think this is strange but watching computer scientists get in trouble should be fun. The conductor comes around to get the tickets and all the computer scientists disappear into the bat…

An engineering student moved back into his parent's house after graduating He spent a lot of his time hidden away in his room playing games and arguing with strangers on the internet. One day, he was having a particularly heated conversation on a forum about why Kilograms are a better unit of measurement than Pounds. Then his mother suddenly opened the door without knocking. Shocked, she let out a gasp and quickly turned away as he frantically closed all the tabs in his browser. Maybe that seems…

The Devil gives three men a chance to get into Heaven Three men die and get sent straight to the Gates of Hell where they meet the Devil who tells them that if they can answer his question correctly, they can go to Heaven. The Devil grabs a chair and stabs five holes into it, sits on the chair and farts. Devil: If you can tell me which hole my fart came out of, I will let you leave Hell and enter Heaven. Man 1: I'm a scientists, and since you were sitting normally on the chair, your fart would h…