Four students are having a problem with their car... Four students are having a problem with their car and are forced to stop on the side of the road. ""The ignition is damaged"" says the electrical engineer. ""The fuel pipe is clogged"" says the chemist. ""Engines is damaged"" says the engineer. ""Lets just get out of the car and get in again"" says the computer scientist.

A chemical engineer, a mechanical engineer, and a computer scientist are on a road trip... A chemical engineer, a mechanical engineer, and a computer scientist are on a road trip when all of a sudden their car breaks down. They pull over to the side of the road and start hypothesizing what is wrong. The chemical engineer says ""It's probably something wrong with the catalytic converter."" The mechanical engineer says ""It's probably something wrong with the engine."" The computer scientist says …

A car with 3 engineers and 1 computer scientist stalls on the freeway... The mechanical engineer says: ""lets check the carborator

A drunk stumbled into the back of a taxi. He leaned towards the driver and said: "Excuse me, have you got room for a lobster and three bottles of wine on your front seat?" "I think so," said the driver. "Good," replied the drunk, and he threw up. ENGINEERS Most people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. You Know You're an Engineer If . . . You have ever removed the back of your TV set just to see what's insi…