😄 Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said ""Drac we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?"...

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Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said ""Drac we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?"" ""Yes"" replied Dracula ""have lots of giraffes.""

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