A man shows up at a barber shop an after after closing. One time this guy showed up an hour after closing. I had just finished clearing out the register and I was getting ready to leave. I had taken a moment to arrange the combs by order of size. I'm just weird about little things such as that. I heard a gentle tapping at the door. I glanced up. I saw this distraught man with this long golden blonde hair staring back at me. I approached the door cautiously. I kindly let the man know the barber s…

Business trip to Las Vegas After a hectic day in the office Jon called to an expensive escort service. A beautiful blond woman came and a diner was served in the suite. An ambient background music and soothing landscapes made Jon feel good and ready. While waiting for the woman to come out of the shower Jon got a phone call. It was his mother in law who cried over the phone informing him that his wife Jannet got into a fatal accident and died this evening. She asked him to come ASAP next morning…

Shoe store employee on phone w/ wife: "Yea honey I should be home just in time for dinner" *centipede walks in* "You've got to be kiddin me"

So a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde all work in a very small office One day their boss Ms. White tells them, ""Hey guys, I am going to knock off a little early. I'll see you tomorrow."" Well, the three ladies start talking and they all decide that since the boss wasn't around, they were going to leave too. The red head went to meet her friends at a bar, the brunette called her boyfriend and went to a movie, but the blonde just went home. When she got there she heard noises coming from her bed…