Theme 2: Polish --Q: How do you get a one-armed Pole out of a tree? --A: Wave to him. Q: What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A: A new last name. --Q: Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days? --A: He was scheduled to take a urine test. A 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland. Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies. --Two Poles emigrated to America. On their first day off the boat in New York City, they spied a hot dog vendor in the st…

Hot dogs Two foreigners arrive in America for the first time, in New York City. They step out into the city and see a hot dog stand. One says to the other ""wow - they eat dogs in America? Well I guess we should give it a try"". They each get a hot dog and sit down to eat. After a minute of just staring at his hot dog, one turns to the other and says ""hey... what part did you get?"".

The American businessman and the Mexican fisherman. An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them. The fisherman replied that it only took a little while. The American then asked why didn't he stay out longer and catch more fish. The fisherman said he had …

Another nun joke Two girls who had been left on the doorstep of convent of cloistered nuns. The girls were shielded from the outside world and when they were old enough, the chose to become nuns. The Mother Superior said that both girls had to spend six months as novitiates in the outside world before taking their vows. The novitiates were sent to New York City where they saw all manner of different people and strange customs. One of the girls said to the other, sister, I understand that they ea…