So drunk that if Dracula bit my neck right now, he'd get a Bloody Mary.#Bloody Mary#Vampire#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror? Oh questions about the job? No I'm good."#Vampire#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Asking politicians to give up source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood.#Money#Vampire#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Surprised to find out that the untold part of Dracula Untold is that he's a weed-smoking libertarian#Vampire#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp