Three vampires walk into a bar... The 1st vampire asks the bartender for a Bloody Mary, the bartender complies and gets him his drink. The 2nd vampire asks the bartender for a Blood Orange juice, the bartender, starting to sense a theme, gets the vampire his drink. The 3rd vampire asks the bartender for some hot water. The bartender confused why the vampire didn't order some blood related drink asks ""How come you don't want any bloody-type drink?"" The 3rd vampire then pulls out a used tampon a…

3 vampires walk into a bar The first vampire says ""I'll take a pint of A positive"" The second vampire says ""I'll take a Bloody Mary, let me go top shelf with the O negative"" The third vampire asks for a hot water. The first vampire asks him ""Steve you're not gonna drink anything blood?"" Steve takes out a used tampon and says ""I'm just having tea""

What's a vampire's favorite drink? A Bloody Mary.

Three vampires walk into a bar... The 1st one, quite thirsty promptly says to the bartender "I'll have a glass of blood, type AB-, on the rocks", quickly followed by the 2nd making his request for "A Bloody Mary, type B+" and lastly the 3rd one, after a little consideration, asks for "A glass of hot water please". The first 2 vampires immediately give a look of contempt to the 3rd one, one of them exclaiming "A glass of hot water? What kind of pansy order is that?". To which the 3rd vampire, …