[interview] Okay, don't let him know ur a vampire. "What kind of person do u see when u look in the mirror?" OH COME ON

Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced.

As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"

Boss: You're fired Me: No YOU'RE fired Boss: No Me: Yeah Boss: *starts sweating*