An Irish Woman visits a friend.... An Irish Woman visits a friend, Tim, who opens the door, visibly upset. ""Oh Mary, i'm afraid something terrible has happened, your husband, he's dead."" He says. ""Oh god, what happened?"" She inquired. ""Pat and I were working at the Brewery, and he went straight into the vat."" Mary began to well up ""Oh heavens."" she exclaimed ""Was it quick? Did he suffer?"" She asked ""No love, he got out three times to take a piss.""

Donald Trump and a Pig To avoid protests and negative press, Donald Trump decides to go to his next campaign rally in his limo alone with his driver. They take the scenic route through lonely farmlands. Not another soul in sight for miles, Trump enjoys the view and dozes off to sleep. As luck would have it, his limo runs over a pig that suddenly ran across the road. The limo comes to a screeching halt, waking Trump. Both men get out of the limo to see the now flattened pig. Looking around, they …

An Indian, an Italian and a Jewish man go for an interview to be an undercover detective Three men applied for the job of a undercover detective: Johhny English from India, Marc Grayberg, a Jew; and Tom Silanti, an Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon the answer. When Grayberg arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, 'Who killed Jesus Christ?' He answered without hesitation, 'The Romans killed him.' The chief thanked him and he left…

Costume Party A man and his wife have been invited to a costume party for Halloween, however on the night of the event the wife says to her husband that she can't go because she feels ill and needs to lie down. The husband asks if she wants him to stay at home, but not wanting to ruin her husbands evening says she'll be fine at home. Soon after the man puts on his costume and leaves to go to the party. About an hour or so later the wife wakes up feeling much brighter, she decides to surprise her…