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Costume Party A man and his wife have been invited to a costume party for Halloween, however on the night of the event the wife says to her husband that she can't go because she feels ill and needs to lie down. The husband asks if she wants him to stay at home, but not wanting to ruin her husbands evening says she'll be fine at home. Soon after the man puts on his costume and leaves to go to the party. About an hour or so later the wife wakes up feeling much brighter, she decides to surprise her husband by turning up to the costume party, seeing as he doesn't know what her costume looks like. After getting to the party she spots her husband dancing, she comes up behind him and starts getting frisky, after a fair amount of drinking and dancing she decides to pull him back to the car for some after party fun. Just before the party ends however and masks are revealed the wife slips out, getting back into bed just as she hears her husband arrive back home, after him getting back she asks how the party was. The husband says ""Yeah it was an okay night , I met Tom and George and won about 50 quid in a poker game, but I lent my costume to Pat, who said he had the best damn night of his life, so I felt I missed out a bit""

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