St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys. ""Very well"" said the gatekeeper of Heaven. ""But you realize I hope that we've got all the good players and the best coaches."" ""I know and that's all right"" Satan answered unperturbed. ""We've got all the umpires.""