Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.#Osama Bin Laden#Holiday#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just saved a bunch of money on my Glenn from The Walking Dead Halloween costume by not showering for a month.#Glenn#Money#Holiday#Dark Humor+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Happy Valentine's Day!! If you don't have that perfect someone in your life, you are worthless. Die.#Valentines#Holiday#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Die Hard (1988) A shoeless New Yorker murders a bunch of people at his wife's office Christmas party.#Marriage#Work#Holiday#Dark Humor+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I can't think of a better time to drop dead than at a New Year's Eve party right after everyone yells "...1!"#Holiday#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp