All across the United States of America, at this very moment, right now.... Kelsey, Madison and Taylor literally can't even.

advertising slogans are the official language of the united states of america

It'd be nice if the pre-requisite to being a politician in the United States of America didn't involve being a lying sack of shit.

To the citizens of the USA from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. In the light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA, and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except …