Theresa May Jokes

To the citizens of the USA from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. In the light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA, and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except …

Trump visits the Queen. While visiting England after his election victory, Donald Trump is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. Trump asks how she knows if they're intelligent. ""I do so by asking them the right questions,"" says the Queen. ""Allow me to demonstrate."" Trump watches as the Queen phones David Cameron and says, ""Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has…

What are Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and Theresa May doing in a room together? ...playing bridge.

Theresa May? Theresa Will.

I won't control what you do on the internet but Theresa May

Not all UK politicians will cry tonight but Theresa May

Who may become a Prime Minister? Theresa may.

What do you think of Theresa May? I'm more of a L'Oreal fan