What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !#Turkey#Holiday#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Americans eat Turkeys at Christmas. Do people in Turkey eat Americans?#Turkey#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just saved a bunch of money on my Glenn from The Walking Dead Halloween costume by not showering for a month.#Glenn#Money#Holiday#Dark Humor+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Happy Valentine's Day!! If you don't have that perfect someone in your life, you are worthless. Die.#Valentines#Holiday#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Die Hard (1988) A shoeless New Yorker murders a bunch of people at his wife's office Christmas party.#Marriage#Work#Holiday#Dark Humor+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp