There was an episode of the Flintstones where a mechanic worked on Fred's car HEY FRED YOURE GETTING RIPPED OFF THERE IS NO ENGINE IN THERE

One day, at the zoo... Little Johnny and his mother go to visit the zoo. They visit the Reptile House, Monkey Island, Chimpanzee Forest, and the Avian Habitat. As they're walking toward the exit, they pass the Elephant Sanctuary. Little Johnny points to the elephant and says, ""Mommy, what's that thing hanging down from the elephant?"" The mother replies, ""That's the elephant's trunk, dear."" Johnny points again and says, ""No, that OTHER thing!"" The mom's starting to get a little nervous, but…

Paternal Payback On the day I received my learner's permit, my father agreed to take me out for a driving lesson. With a big grin, he hopped in behind the driver's seat. ""Why aren't you sitting up front on the passenger's side?"" I asked. ""Kirsten, I've been waiting for this ever since you were a little girl,"" Dad replied. ""Now it's my turn to sit back here and kick the seat.""

A son tells his father that the first driving lesson was great. Until the police stopped the stolen car!