Seriously when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am where did it go? Heidelburg-er Germany!#Germany#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A 13-pound baby was born in GERMANY?? C'mon Mississippi, this is why we keep you around#Germany#Mississippi#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If I had a time machine I'd go back to Germany in 1933 and change my Facebook avatar to an anti-Nazi logo.#Germany#Facebook#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm in Germany. Time to drink precisely one bier (beer) and call every man "Hans"#Hans#Germany#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp