The Surrogate The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...' 'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been ex…

Ittilain wedding It Italy its a tradition for the mother to accompany the daughter when the marriage in consummated. The mother says to the daughter ""Don't worry about your first time, you will enjoy it."" and hasty the daughter enters the room. Five minutes later she runs out screaming, "" MAMA! MAMA! The man has a harry back!"" the mother replies, ""Don't worry, men are just like that, get back inside and enjoy yourself"". The wife enters the house again. Five minutes later she runs out again…

The Smiths were unable to conceive children... and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, ""I'm off. The man should be here soon"" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. ""Good morning, madam. I've come to...."" ""Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you,"" Mrs. Smith cut in. ""Really?"" the photographer asked. ""Well, …

My dad's favourite joke - Harry the vampire bat So one day Harry the vampire bat gets back to his cave, with his entire face absolutely covered with blood. All the other bats are incredulous, demanding where Harry found all the blood. Harry agrees to show them. So they all follow Harry out of the cave, over the river, and through some fields, until they get to a field with a single tree in the middle of it. All the bats are impatient, saying 'Harry is the blood here? Where is it, man? Harry repl…