The Native American Hitchhiker A man is driving home from work one night when he sees an Indian Chief hitchhiking. Feeling sorry for the old man, he pulls over to pick him up. The Native says nothing for a good five minutes. He then, noticing a bottle of Jack Daniel's on the passenger floor, grunts ""mmmm, good whiskey"". A bit startled, the man says ""Thank you, I got it for my wife"". The Chief replies ""mmmm, good trade"".

Three wives are having drinks at bar. After a few drinks they begin comparing their husbands to soda. The first wife says ""Well, my husband would be 7-UP. He's seven inches and straight up."" The second wife thinks for a second and says ""Mountain Dew. He's always mounting me and we're always doing it."" After a couple seconds the third wife says ""My husband would be Jack Daniels."" The first wife says ""Jack Daniels is a liquor, not a soda."" ""Yep, that would my him.""

A traditional Indian woman in a bar A traditional Indian woman working goes to the US for her first work assignment. In the evening, she visits a bar, which is the first time experience of her life. After taking seat at the counter, a guy on her left orders : ""Johnny Walker, single."" The guy on her right orders : ""Jack Daniels, single."" Now the bartender looks to the the Indian woman and says : ""And you?"" Lady replies : ""Swati Subramaniam, Married.""

An Indian lady walks into a bar for the first time... and sat infront of the bartender. There were two men sitting beside her. One on her left and one on her right. The man on the right said to the bartender: ""Jack Daniels, single."" The man on the left said to the bartender: ""Johnnie Walker, single."" Then the bartender looked the the lady and said: ""And you??"" The lady replied: ""Aakaanksha Kapoor, married!""