eer booze and fun!' 'A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar he returns home on foot. When he enters his house he doesn't want to wake anyone so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs. Half-way up the stairs though he falls over backwards and lands flat on his back. That wouldn't have been so bad except that he had couple of empty pint bottles in his back pockets and they broke; the broken glass carved up his back terribly. Yet he was so drunk that he didn't know he was hurt. A few minutes later as he was undressing he noticed blood so he checked himself out in the mirror and sure enough his behind was cut up terribly. He then repaired the damage as best he could under the circumstances and he went to bed. The next morn ing his head was hurting his back was hurting and he was hunkering under the covers trying to think up some good story when his wife came into the bedroom. ""Well you really tied one on last night"" she said. ""Where'd you go?"" ""I worked late"" he said ""and I stopped off for a couple of beers."" ""A couple of beers? That's a laugh"" she replied. ""You got plastered last night. Where did you go?"" ""What makes you so sure I got drunk last night anyway?"" ""Well"" she replied ""my first big clue was when I got up this morning and found a bunch of band-aids stuck to the mirror.""