A blonde and a red head met in a bar after work... ...for a drink, and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, ""I'll take that bet!"" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said, ""I can't take this, you're my friend. I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."" The blond…

A Quebecker and a Newfie are sitting in a bar watching the 10 o'clock news... ... and they see a story about a man standing atop a building contemplating suicide. The Quebecker turns to the Newfie and says: ""I bet you $100 that guys going to jump."" ""You're on"", says the Newfie. They watch for several more minutes, and then watch as the man swan dives to his death. The Newfie grabs his wallet, and starts counting out bills. The Quebecker says: ""Keep your money. To be honest, I saw this story…

Sure Thing Bar Bet Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. ""I'll bet you $10 he'll jump,"" said thefirst guy. ""Bet you $10 he won't,"" said the second guy. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money. ""I can't take your money,"" said the first guy. ""I cheated you. The same story was on the f…

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump. Sure enough he jumped so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said ""I can't take this you're my friend."" But the blonde insisted saying ""No. A bet's a bet."" Then the redhead said ""Listen I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news so I can't t…