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eer booze and fun!' 'Two ladies are in a bar and the first lady says ""Why are men the same as parking lots"". So the second lady says ""I don't know?"" So the first lady says "" all the good ones are taken and the ones that are left are handicap!""

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Joke ID: 01KKTN6NQAD1R1MEZJW6WDK3GW

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