Obama keeps trying to get me to kiss this top secret document from Syria but I keep telling him I'm not the kinda guy who'll kiss intel

A Brit, an American and an Italian are taken PoW In the last year of the Second World War, the Nazis take a Brit, an American and an Italian as prisoner. They torture them for information about allied plans. The Brit holds out for a few weeks, but eventually his stiff upper lip is beaten off of him, and he breaks; telling the Nazis everything they want to know. The American, also, can only take the torture for a few weeks before he spills his guts and provides them with every last bit of intel t…

Eevee A de-evolving Eevee came across a war between the two factions of Eevees: the Flareons, Vaporeons, Jolteons, and Sylveons, and the Umbreons, Espeons, Glaceons, and Leafeons. Deciding to play both sides, the Eevee snuck into one camp as a Fire type, and managed to gather some information about their tactics. He then crossed over, disguised as a Psychic type, and sold them the intel while gathering more of his own. However, upon return as a Flareon, he was summarily executed on charges of Es…

Why didn't the Nvidiot arrive at work today? - X-Post from /r/AyyMD Because the driver kept crashing! Ayy! (/r/AyyMD is a satirical circlejerk subreddit for followers or fans of AMD's Graphics Cards, Processors, and other technologies. Everything said there is tongue in cheek and/or a literal burn on the major competition of Intel or Nvidia)