A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer says ""Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera had a boat four fine cars the most beautiful women and I ate in all the best restaurants of France."" The new man asked ""What happened?"" ""One day Riley reported his credit cards missing!""