Three Englishmen were sitting at a bar having a drink and chatting it up. Suddenly, one guy spots an obviously Irish man having a drink by himself a few seats away, and they start making snide comments about him. After a couple of drinks, one of the guys decides to confront the Irish man. He walks up to him, leans next to him and tells him: ""Oi, I heard your St. Patrick liked the little boys!"" The Irish guy glances at him, chugs down his drink, and responds: ""Really? I didn't know that, thank…

Three English men were in a bar and spotted an Irish man (X-post from /r/funny) One guy said he was going to piss him off. He walked over to the Irishman and tapped him on the shoulder. "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot". "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that". Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a faggot and he didn't care!" "You just don't know how to set him off, watch and learn!" said the second Englishmen The second English-man walked over a…

Angering the Irishman Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser." "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that." Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a loser, and he didn't care." The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off...watch and learn." So, the second Englishman walked o…

Three Englishman were standing at the bar when they spotted an Irishman sitting quietly in the corner. Fortified by alcohol, one of the Englishman went over to the Irishman and said loudly: "Hey, I hear your St Patrick was a drunken loser!" "Oh really?" said the Irishman. "I didn't know that." Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies and said: "I told him St Patrick was a drunken loser, but he didn't seem to care." The second Englishman said: "You don't know how to wind him up. Watch a…