Three guys die and find themselves at the Pearly Gates Three guys die and go to heaven. They find themselves standing before Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, past the gates they can see a long road which seems to stretch up higher and higher into the clouds, and out of sight. Saint Peter looks to the first man and asks him ""How many times have you cheated on your wife?"" to which the man replies ""Never."" Then with a snap of his fingers a lamborghini murcielago appears on the road beyond the n…

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, 'Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference.' The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business…

It is near the end of time, and Heaven is getting full... Three friends who die approach the gate to Heaven. God: Only those who can answer my questions correctly may enter. All three friends begin to feel anxious. God: Who was the first man on Earth? Friend 1: oh that's easy, Adam. And so the gates opened and allowed him in. God: who was the first woman on Earth? Friend 2: oh that's easy, Eve. And so the gates opened and allowed him in. Friend 3 is now feeling more confident seeing as these que…

3 guys are lost in the jungle, they are soon discovered by a tribe of cannibals and are taken back to their village... ...the chief gives them a task to avoid death. ""Go into the jungle and pick 10 of the first fruit you find."" The first man finds plums and brings back 10. The chief speaks, ""You need to shove all 10 into your back exit without making a facial expression or you will be eaten alive."" The man shoves one.....two and squinted. The tribe ate him alive. The second guy comes back wi…