St. Peter and the Lawyer A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. ""There must be some mistake,"" the lawyer argues. ""I'm too young to die. I'm only fifty five."" ""Fifty five?"" says Saint Peter. ""No, according to out calculations, you're eighty two."" ""How's you get that?"" the lawyer asks. Answers St. Peter: ""We added up your time sheets.""

Three men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter. St. Peter: Hi what's your name? Paul: My name is Paul. St. Peter: Hi Paul. Tell me when you died how much were you earning? Paul: 120K. St. Peter: Wow! Tell me Paul what were you doing to earn that kind of money? Paul: I was a lawyer. St. Peter: That's great. Come on in. St. Peter then turned to the second man. Hi what's your name? Roger: My name is Roger. St. Peter: Hi Roger. Tell me when you died how much were you earning? Roger: 60…

A lawyer dies and goes to heaven . . . "There must be some mistake," the lawyer argues. "I'm too young to die. I'm only 49." "49?" says St. Peter. "No, according to our calculations, you're 83." "How did you figure that?" the lawyer asks. "We added up your time sheets," answered St. Peter.

A dead lawyer lawyer dies in his sleep and arrives at the gates of heaven. He asks St Peter "Why am I here? I was healthy, and so young!" St Peter replies "Young? You were 103 years old!" The lawyer says "What? No! I was 36!!" St Peter looks at his ledger and then says "Ahh, I see the problem. We were going by hours billed."