Barbie and GI Joe A little girl goes to see Santa Clause at the local shopping mall. When she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap Santa asks ""What do you want for Christmas little girl?"". ""I want a Barbie and a GI Joe"" says the little girl. ""But Barbie comes with Ken"" Santa says, ""No, Barbie 'cums' with GI Joe! She fakes it with ken""

Mall Santa A Mall Santa is asking kids what they want for Christmas. A little girl says, ""I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."" Santa replies, ""Doesn't Barbie come with Ken?"" ""No silly. Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She's only faking it with Ken.""

Barbie and G.I. Joe. [NSFW] A little girl sits on Santa's lap. In a jolly manner, Santa asks ""What would you like for Christmas?"" The girl replies without hesitation:""I would like a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."" Santa sits for a moment, thinking about the request. Caught off guard, he says ""But little girl, Barbie comes with Ken."" The girl looks at Santa and with incredible confidence, states: ""No Santa, Barbie only fakes it with Ken.""

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