Barbie and G.I. Joe. [NSFW] A little girl sits on Santa's lap. In a jolly manner, Santa asks ""What would you like for Christmas?"" The girl replies without hesitation:""I would like a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."" Santa sits for a moment, thinking about the request. Caught off guard, he says ""But little girl, Barbie comes with Ken."" The girl looks at Santa and with incredible confidence, states: ""No Santa, Barbie only fakes it with Ken.""

Barbie and GI Joe A little girl goes to see Santa Clause at the local shopping mall. When she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap Santa asks ""What do you want for Christmas little girl?"". ""I want a Barbie and a GI Joe"" says the little girl. ""But Barbie comes with Ken"" Santa says, ""No, Barbie 'cums' with GI Joe! She fakes it with ken""

My Favorite Christmas Joke. Little girl sits on Santa’s lap. Santa: What would you like for Christmas? Little Girl: I want a Barbie and a G.I.Joe. Santa: Little girl don’t you know Barbie comes with Ken? Little Girl: No Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken, she cums with G.I.Joe.

Christmas gift A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe." Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken." "No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe; she fakes it with Ken."