Barbie and G.I. Joe. [NSFW] A little girl sits on Santa's lap. In a jolly manner, Santa asks ""What would you like for Christmas?"" The girl replies without hesitation:""I would like a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."" Santa sits for a moment, thinking about the request. Caught off guard, he says ""But little girl, Barbie comes with Ken."" The girl looks at Santa and with incredible confidence, states: ""No Santa, Barbie only fakes it with Ken.""