Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, ""Thank you kids for saving me! I'…

Liberal Democrat A first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are liberal Democrats too. Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. ""Because I'm not a liberal Democrat."" ""…

Little Johnny casts his vote A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Trump voters. Not really knowing what an Trump voter is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again. Little Johnny said, ""Because I'm not an Trump voter."" The teacher asked, ""Why aren't you a fan of Donald Trump?"" Johnny said, ""Because I'm a Democrat."" The teacher asked him w…

Little Billy ran up to his mom shouting ""I figured it out! Obama is an alien!"" Mom asked him, ""What do you mean?"" ""Well, Dad says that these aliens called 'grays' are trying to take over the world."" ""OK dear, and how does that have to do with the president?"" ""Mom, don't you know? His dad is black and his mom is white. That makes him gray!""