A Russian in the USA A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, ""Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, and a free education!"" The passerby says, ""You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."" The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ""Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ."" The person says, ""I not American, I Viet…

A black guy, a Jew, a Mexican, and a racist white Southerner are waiting at a bus stop... ...when all of a sudden a genie comes along. He says, ""Well, we've got some time before the bus comes so why don't I grant you all one wish."" So the Jew pipes up and says, ""My one true wish is that all of my people be able to live in peace together in Israel."" The genie snaps his fingers, and BAM! Done. Next the Mexican says, ""Really I wish that all of my people can live in prosperity in Mexico."" Agai…

Large tsunami hits Mexico - 300k were killed... ...Canada sends money, Brazilia sends food, USA sends 300k mexicans.

Trump, Pena Nieto and Putin come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. ""I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total,"" says the Genie. Pena Nieto, the President of Mexico says, ""I was a miner, my dad was a miner, and my son will also mine. I want the land to be forever filled with minerals and oil in Mexico."" With a blink of the Genies eye, ""FOOM,"" the land in Mexico was forever filled to the brink with rare resources. Trump was amazed, but he already made up his mind, "…