"So José, how was America?" "Oh it was wonderful, amigo, those Americans are so kind. I went to go watch a real American baseball game but the tickets were all sold out. Feeling bummed out I walked around the side of the stadium when I saw a flag pole right next to the field! I climbed right up it and could see the whole baseball diamond with the players getting ready for the game." "You had to watch from a flag pole? I thought you said the Americans were nice." "Oh they are amigo! Before the game began every American stood up, looked right at me, and hollered, "José, can you see?"