How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris? No one knows, it's never been done before

A grandpa told his grandson that he should live a little. Here is what he said: Grandpa: Grandson, what are you doing? Grandson: Playing a videogame. Grandpa: Why? There are so much better things you could be doing at your age. When I was your age, I was in Paris, I went to the Moulin Rouge, drank all night, had my way with the dancers, beat up the barman and left without paying! That is how you have a good time! Grandson: Well, I'm only 18, how am I supposed to get to Paris? Grandpa: I'll …

Why do you see so many dyslexics walking in Paris? It's safer than walking alone.

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common? They're both Paris sites.