The Safari Jimmy was an 8-year-old boy who loved animals. He longed to go to a wildlife reserve and experience nature up-close-and-personal. His parents, eager to instill moral values, were delighted that this was the case instead of playing violent video games. So, on his ninth birthday, Jimmy was ecstatic to hear that his parents were taking him on a safari! On the day before he was due to leave, Jimmy had a playdate with his friends. When their parents came to pick them up, Jimmy's mother wan…

Little Jimmy wears a special helmet Little Jimmy comes home from school and asks his mom, ""Mommy, none of the other kids at school wear helmets. Why do *I* have to wear one?"" Jimmy's mother looked around thinking of a good answer. ""Well, Honey,"" she replied. ""You need to put on *extra* protection because accidents happen.."" Jimmy stared back at her for a second until he said, ""But how come Daddy doesn't have to wear a helmet? I hear you say that to him every other night!"" edit: formattin…

Jimmy sleeps with his teacher... Jimmy comes home from school, and announces to his mother, ""Guess what! I just slept with my teacher!"". Furious, his mother orders him to his room and tells him to wait until his father gets home. An hour later, Jimmy's father arrives. ""Go upstairs, your son has slept with his teacher!"" Jimmy's father goes upstairs, pats his son on the back, and says, ""Jimmy, I am proud of you. Let's go and get that bike you always wanted!"" So they go to the store and the d…

Not so funny after all. Little Jimmy came home from school one day and walked into his parents bedroom, where he saw his mom and dad going at it. Without his mother seeing, Jimmy's dad gave his son a thumbs up and kept on going. The next day Jimmy's father comes home from work and walks into his son's room to see what he was up to. When he walked in he saw Jimmy had his grandmother tied to the bed and was doing unimaginable things to her..His father yelled ""JIMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"" Jimmy rep…